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The “Godzilla Jab” Is Loose: Retatrutide Escapes the Lab, Enters Black Market, Sparks Global Slimming Frenzy

• By Chad Slimfast
• 04/09/2025
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By Chad Slimfast | BuyOnlineMedication.com Satirical Blog Disclaimer: This article is satirical. But yes — you can buy Retatrutide online. In what experts are calling the most shredded public health panic of our time, Retatrutide 40mg pens — also known as the "Godzilla jab" — have allegedly breached clinical containment and flooded the underground slimming scene. Once reserved for controlled medical trials and elite prescription pads, this GLP-1 weight loss pen is now making gains (or losses?) in prisons, back alleys, and your cousin’s protein-powder-scented garage gym. “One ja..